Oh, Mr. Fridge, I love you so much!
You're not a SMEG, I know... but you are always here for me, taking all my groceries into your wide arms.
You're not colored, or stainless steel... but your white shade quietly blends into the wall decor, as if you never occupy any space at all!
You're not a space age brand... but you are fully no-frost so you never bother me at all!
Please stay forever and don't make any noise. I'll bring you some cake!